Went to Kota Permai for badminton with Vivien and the others. It's so call "badminton", but actually we chat more than we play. :p Vivien and I plan to go back to school to take our results after badminton. And I don't have the mood to play badminton anymore. Heard from Chay Fhei that Wei Ke got 2nd in our class. What about Chiau Chen? She should be in top 5, for her results is so GOOD! Elaine too. I should be ashamed of myself. T.T

In the school, it was so quiet! Too quiet until a bit scary. We went straight to the office Pn. Jabariah is there. The stupid clerk don't let us find our own slip. Grrr. She find Vivien's 1s. She's the 3rd in Doritis, but her marks is the same as Brenda, but Brenda got 2nd. It's all because Vivien's GPP is higher than Brenda. Balasan la, Vivien. Then my turn. I got 17/41. Ok la, not to say very happy nor sad. But Chiau Chen got 3rd le. Same like Vivien. Haiz. Sudah biasa lo. My results is still poor as last time. Keke, face the fact.

~蔡健雅 - 無底洞~
有時寂寞太沉重　身邊彷彿只是觀眾　妳的感受沒有人懂
難得誰自告奮勇　體貼讓人格外感動　愛上他前後用不到一分鐘

嘿～　回想戀情的內容　有誰想過有始有終
不過是一時脆弱讓人放縱

穿梭一段　又另一段　感情中　愛為何總填不滿又掏不空
很快就風起雲湧　人類的心是個無底洞

嘗試親吻　嘗試擁抱　或溝通　沒有好感再嘗試也沒有用
大多數人都相同　喜歡的只是愛情的臉孔

沒有誰背後慫恿　不該愛又愛的衝動　是你害怕孤單而拚命補充
很快就風起雲湧　人類的心是個無底洞

Fell in love with this song, I first heard it from don't know where, then my Hito CD got that song, and I listen to that day and night. Wah~~ So nice le, the song + lyrics!!

It's Fahrenheit Concert yesterday. Frankly, I did not know that yesterday is their concert, until I read Poh Imm's blog, then I remember. Oh well, I can't go, so why remember? ( Excuse! )

Back to the topic, I've taken very little pictures only, because on that time I was starving to death, and I'm a little lazy to upload. ;P


Kuala Lumpur Twin Candles! =D


Wanna try my mum's homecook dinner?


Yum yum~~


That's the brownie, and my mum insist to put the flowers there.... =.="


Chicken Chop, Potatoes, Salad, Red Wine + Brownie!


Smile~~


o.O..... Where's my mum pointing? Haha.... So sweet!!


Ehem, that's pure red wine, not ribena, ok? It's a California Merlot, 2004 and it's a Woodbridge by Robert Mondavi. Keke.... Want some?


I hate that Friendster. !@#$% They say Temporary Maintenance, but it looks more like Permanent Maintenance to me! So what if Friendster is the 8th largest website on the planet in terms of traffic, serving over 18 billion page views per month? That doesn't help! Grr.....

Went badminton today WITHOUT Vivien, felt very very very very wierd. She's not there to talk crap with me, although she always talk crap with Suet Yen only. But I feel kinda good when she sms me and wish me happy birthday. Thanks. Chay Fhei did sms too, in the middle of the night. To be exact, is on 12.03a.m. This is what she text me :
Droppin by to wish u Happy Burfday~!!^^all d bes n gud luck in evrything! Frens foreva.;D Mus rmbr me ya! =P

So sweet! Keke, then Sheen Yeen sms me at 8 something to wish me happy birthday. Jezz... thanks!

At first I play badminton with Yin Shan, then Ee Cheng ask me to play with Johnson. Then Elaine say why don't we play double, so Johnson and I play with Joan and Elaine. Then around 12 something, Elaine went to bathe. I went to toilet to find her, and I keep calling her name. No respond. Keke. To busy washing herself. She did answer me after quite some time. o.O.... Then for the last 20 minutes, I've been playing with Yin Xuan. I want to play with Vivien! She say she will help me find a book name 恐怖鬼故事 at Johor. Hope that she will remember to help me find that book.

I tumpang twin's car to Mc Donald. My dad says that he's going to fetch me there around 2 after my lunch at McD. I am Yin Shan were chatting at the back and she keep saying is so romantic to have a candle light dinner at home as a gift from my mum. Then her dad ask is it my birthday today. And he wish me Happy Birthday! Thanks, uncle! Then when I reach McD, I call my dad and he says that he is at Aunty Juliet already. =.="..... He's there and he didn't call me. Actually he thought I'm having lunch with Johnson at McD. So I walk to Aunty Juliet from McD. It's not near nor far. But it's hot! Plus I'm starving!

My dad view my blog just now. Actually I don't want him to see, but he insist so I gave him my blog address. Thank god I use "proper english" for my blog. Phew. Then, he saw the tagboard and keep asking who's this or who's that. And he saw Vanessa's picture. He thought she's a boy and he did say she's handsome! Erm, that should be a compliment to Vanessa, right? And he keep enlarging the photo of Vanessa after I told him that she's a girl. Keke. Sorry, Vanessa! I showed him a pic of Vanessa when she's in 1 Aranda. And my dad says that she looks cute that time. ^^. My mum is cooking the chicken now and the aroma is GOOD! My mum say that I'm the princess for today! Keke. That's all for now and I'll take some pics of my dinner tonight! Byez~~


Puggy with an unlady-like posture! xD.... She's waiting for her food at the kitchen! Because she didn't eat her breakfast today
P/s:It's not that we didn't feed her, it's because she don't wanna eat!

My dog keep rubbing my leg, pleading me to take of her E-Collar. So cham. But sorry oo, I can't. Doctor say you need to wear that for 1 week, and you still need to wait for another 2 more days.


Look at her sad sad face.... She use to pounce up and down, but since she had her E-Collar fix on her neck, she became very moody......


Smile a bit la.... With not people think I bully you ah!!

Tomorrow is my birthday lo!! Happy and looking forward. Always praying for the time to fly faster. We won't be going out for dinner, because I want to have a simple dinner at home. So, my mum say she's going to cook chicken chop! I love you, mommy! But, she will be going out for golf with daddy AGAIN. But at least she make my favorite chicken chop for dinner and brownie for dessert!

And, my dad give me a Roxy T-shirt as my present!

My sis give me a T-shirt too!'

Please let the time pass faster, I can't wait till tomorrow.

Wee~~ I've promise that I'll upload my presents pictures today, although I'm not feeling that well. I've had a great time taking pictures of my presents! xD


Bear bear from Johnson.... Cute right? xD..... Her name is s0tb3ar oo.... Remember...


A pig bolster from Joan, Elaine and Yee Woon. Thanks!!


An extra gift from Elaine. It's a small stone with my name on it! ~Madeleine Chen~


Wallet from twins and Chay Fhei.... Thank you!


Gift from Vivien... Guess what is inside?


Ta-Daa.... A 10 ringgit inside + a fancy glitter thingy to paste on your phone... Thanks again!


And of course a birthday card from Vivien.... She makes the most wonderful birthday cards....Maybe she will be a card maker next time.... xD


1.2.3 CHEESE!! There's a "family photo" of presents that I recieve from my dearest friends yesterday. Thanks a lot for giving me such a happy memory. Maybe some of the presents you may think is nothing, but they really meant a lot to me. I will always remember yesterday as a wonderful moment in my life.

Luu~~ today we're going to Sunway Pyramid!! Yay!! My mum pick up Elaine on 9.30, then followed by Joan and Vivien. We reached there on 10.15 ( If I'm not wrong ). Then we went TOILET first, keke, then to Dream World in Asian Avenue to play basketball. Vivien and I lose to Joan and Elaine. I manage to score 122 points myself. Keke, quite proud of myself. Then, Johnson, Vivien, Elaine, Joan, Vanessa and I head to Red Box. Chay Fhei, Ee Cheng, and the twins arrive later. Then, the problem came. I book a 12 person room because I thought Yee Woon and Hao-You is coming. And they didn't. And we need to pay for them too. But Johnson say that he will pay for us and "we" just pay RM10 to him. I'm not inside the "we", because he say he will pay for my expenses. O.O. Thanks! Then head to the bear bear factory and a create a s0tb3aR! She is born on 12/11/2008! Such a pity that she is not born as the same day as me. Wanna know how she looks like? That's her photo + her birth certificate.


Shh.... My new born bear is sleeping inside..... Tone down!!


Ohh..... See, she's awake jorr lo.... I did tell you to quiet, right? Jk oni la...xD


s0tb3aR's birth certificate~~

Pictures in Red Box:


Elaine is sms-ing who? Her boyfriend? Haha


Say CHEESE!


The leng lui's are singing.... Yin Xuan and Ee Cheng ( if I'm not mistaken! Too small jorr.... Paiseh )


Chay Fhei busy eating.... Keke


Two lesbians hugging together on top of a spoon! Elaine is holding that spoon...


They are busy concentrating on the lyrics... I think so...

There's still a lot of pics.... I'm too lazy to upload all....

Then we went Ice Skating.... At first Johnson, Elaine, Chay Fhei and me go ice skate only, then Vanessa and Vivien join in. The two V's. Vanessa very geng le. Elaine taught me how to skate. And I wobbly go round the rink. I manage not to fall on my butt, but I did kneel down on the floor, off balance mah. Elaine is so pro until she go and teach Vivien. Vanessa bring me go one round of the rink, but she's to fast for me. Elaine and I also go 2 rounds, holding hands. Quite fun. But we only skate for 1 1/2 hours. Too short period of time. I just get to skate more stably and it's time to go. Haiz... Next time bah.... Keke.....

Then, what to do? Of course is go back home lah. We follow Uncle Andy's van. He told us to wait at 5.30 sharp at the lion head, but he himself is late because of traffic jam.

While we wait for the van:


A bunch of soh po posing under the lion head.

Elaine so cute!!


My perfect model - Elaine! a bit blur oo.... The cameragirl( me ) very cha.... Keke


Cute cute + Handsome Vanessa!


Vivien practicing her pose for the hair shampoo advertisement.... xD


Actually I'm looking for something in my bag, but I got too many things on my hand, so Johnson help me take my things, then the Elaine ah, she go and take this pic.... Naughty girl...

Pictures in the van:


s0tb3aR with s0ts3iN3!


Elaine and ME!


Leng Zai Vanessa and Leng Lui Joan...


Joan and Elaine.... Did u notice that there's a bunch of hair at the center?


Joan no eye see.... Keke..

No more pics jorr lo. Actually got one, but I'm too lazy to upload. Stay tune. I will upload my presents picture tomorrow.

Today I went to Pyramid AGAIN, with my sis only. Too bad, got to hunt for a present for her, then I need to find a jeans skirt for myself as a birthday present. Muahaha, my sis is going to pay for me. Yay!! And I also need find a new wallet, because mine sudah rosak le. Found some nice skirts, but is either too big or too small, and the colour ah, terror lo. I just try the skirt on and my fingers are blue because of that skirt. Ewww, No offence but I think is China stock. So, I give up the idea of buying a jeans skirt. T.T. I didn't buy the skirt, but my sis bought shirt for herself. She say she pay herself, but I was thinking of buying that for her birthday present. She didn't exactly told me what she wants for her birthday. She did say she want a bear ( same like me ), but then she cancel that idea for bear bear is really really costly. I saw a shop selling bears, and you can do it yourself! Ohh, I want that. You can choose a bear, stuff the cotton yourself, choose a recorder and record your message, and then they will give you a "house" for your bear. It's actually a paper box to keep your bear inside. I want that!! It's cheaper than the big big bear that I saw at S&J in Bukit Tinggi. Although it's not as big as that bear and not that cuddle, but at least I get to do the bear MYSELF! Wow, that sure is interesting. Past by the Bowling Alley, and my sis ask do I want to play. No thanks, I don't want to go rolling with that big and heavy ball. We went and check the price and it is RM8 per game. O.o. Then the Archery cost RM9 for 12 sticks if I'm not mistaken. Very Very expensive oo, the archery thingy. Shop a wallet for only RM10, xD. Although the pattern is not what I want, but the others is RM30 and above. OMG, so expensive! I can buy a shirt for that. Went back home around 4. I also bought some magic beans, I bought 2 for my sis. Keke. Hers is Scorpio and Happy Birthday.

~Happy Belated Birthday to Jeseleine~

Feeling better today, and I woke up at 10. Oops. But my mum didn't scold me. Wierd, isn't it? Never mind, my dad say he wants to eat Bak Kut Teh for breakfast. Wei, I just pull off my teeth and you say you want to eat Bak Kut Teh? What about me? So, they dump me at home, and while they eat Bak Kut Teh, I'm at home eating PLAIN bread. T.T. But I get to watch tv for that. Yay!

But my mum call around 12 and ask me to help her mop the floor. So I start mopping the floor and Miss Puggy go and fight the mop with me. Hey, that's not your toy, ok?
But when I let go of that mop, she let go to; when I hold that mop, she bite that mop. What la? It's not funny, ok? Then after that, I've been playing computer till now. Wow, I've never played for that long when my parents are at home. If they're not at home, I can easily play from morning till night. Haha.

Woke up at 8 today. I am still damn sleepy by that time. When I got down, I heard my mom scolding my sis for coming home late yesterday night. It's her birthday yesterday and she went out with her friends, but then she came home very late. I've gotta be
careful, with not the next person who's going to be scold is me.

Had my breakfast then my mum fetch me to the dentist. We had appointment book last month so we can just walk straight in. Skip to the main point, I need to pull out 4 teeth. OMG!! 4! Ouch. But thank god that doctor is gentle enough. Ehem, FYI, I need to pull out my teeth is NOT because I eat too much sweet stuffs or I didn't brush my teeth. I DO brush my teeth everyday TWICE a day. Keke. Scared that you guys misunderstood. I need to pull out 4 teeth to make space for my BIG BIG teeth. Then the doctor will put on braces ( is that the correct spelling? ) The doctor will pull out 2 first, then on the next appointment he will pull out 2 more, then the next time he will put on the braces. Now I'm still thinking which braces should I choose. RM3500 or RM4500?

I want the RM3500 because it is cheaper and it's is more painful. Hehe. Don't think there's something wrong with me. And that takes 3 years while the RM 4500 takes only 2 years to 2 1/2 years only. And less painful too! I want the painful RM3500 because my two sis who use that package really slim down A LOT! Because it's painful, so you will have no appetite to eat, and when you don't eat, you tense to slim down. Ta-dah, why not kill two birds with one stone? But my mum want me to take the RM4500 because she said that the course it's shorter and it will be less problem because that do not use rubberbands. Ya, I forgot, the RM3500 got rubberbands and you can choose any colour you like! Wow! I want that!

But from lunch till now, my gum is bleeding non-stop and I need to find a hanky and put it over my mouth. It's not that bad now but I can still taste the blood smell. Eww, hate that smell. And thanks to my bleeding non-stop gum, I can only eat porridge. And I hate porridge a lot! So, my dad "da pao" McD's porridge for me because he knows that I only eat McD porridge! Love you, dad!

Going to celebrate my sis birthday today since she was out yesterday. Going to cut the small cake. So I'm going off to sing birthday song! Chao. Oh damn I can't eat the cake. Try to take a pic of the cake that I bought at Four Seasons. I saw Shu Wei working there. Hehe.

Today the school party not fun one.... Pn. Sangeetha came in and ask us to take off our balloons... T.T..... Actually inside the balloons got small small paper.... But then she ask us to burst that and take that down, plus DO NOT chit-chat at the corridor outside... What la, last day of school should let us happy happy mah.... Keke... Teachers where got so good to let us chit-chat outside the class?? The boys keep curi makan before the class party starts..... Then, teacher hilang diri for a while and when she re-appear, she bought 8 Domino's Pizza and 2 cake from Four Seasons.... Yay!! Teacher so good!! ( There scold teacher no good but here say teacher good ) >.<... We start singing birthday song by then.... Why birthday song? Funny song to sing, huh? Haha, never mind la.... Then, buka puasa lo.... The boys start fighting for food like they've not been eating for days... Terror.... The boys then start playing with mixing all the gas drinks together with a lot of other's thing and see who lose must drink that cup of thing... Ewww... Better stick to my coke... Then I go and cut 1 piece of cake and take that to Doritis for Vivien and her gang.... The Aranda so bad.... Close all the doors and eat themselves but the boys in their class keep curi makan at our class.... Hmph!! Never mind... This means that our class is more generous than they all.... Muahaha....xD.... So full after that... I got my Seni marks... I got 37/40.... Yay!! Simply spray here spray there also can get so high marks... Zha dao.... Then start to take pictures everywhere... dunno using who's camera and using who's camera to take photo for ppl.... Hahax.... Lastly, we got perhimpunan AGAIN!! Teacher went to check class by class to check did we clean our class.... Whole Form 2 was called to reclean their class except Liparis, Eria, Doritis and Aranda..... So lucky!! I'm so full and when I got home.... my mum cooked noodles for dinner and my mum cooked very big plate for me... T.T...I very full le.... Afternoon I eat a lot jorr le... Full full.... Make me feel wanna vomit out all the food that I've taken.... Haiz....

Damn unlucky.... kena scold by my parents few days ago because I always chit-chat on the phone with "someone-you-don't-need-to-know"....And yesterday night, he/she called me on yesterday night on 11 something which is going to be 12... And that time I was watching TV with my mum.... and bang.... kena marah from my mum again..."Why do your friends call you so late at night?","Now I know why now this few days you don't wanna to get up from your bed","Who's that"...... Blah blah blah.... I need to stand in front of her for about 15 minutes only I can go up to my room.... I'm starting to get dizzy at that time.... maybe I stand too long or something... I don't know..... Then, I call "someone-you-don't-need-to-know" and ask him/her not to called me late at night in my room toilet.... and the line just cut off....Then he/she keep sms me and say sorry to me..... Bang.... Got caught by my mum again.... "I just scold you and now you're sms-ing with your friend again","Don't you know that it's 12 something at the morning now?"." Do you know that you're still a student and you need to get up early?".....Get nag again....This time last a little bit faster than just now..... But while my mum is nagging me, "someone-you-don't-need-to-know" keep calling in and I need to keep pressing end call to prevent ME getting scold by my mum again.... Today this morning he keep sms-ing me to apologize and bang..... Nag nag nag again.... To "someone-you-don't-need-to-know" : I know that you want to apologize, but do you know that when you call or sms me at lae night like that, it's ME who's going to be scolded?
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It's better at school....Only for the 1st few hours..... Then, someone told me that they don't want to go ice-skating on wednesday and they go and walk by themselves.... The purpose that I called you out is to be TOGETHER!! Do you guys really understand?? Go out and happy together and you say you want to walk yourself.... FINE!! Suit yourselves.... Then, "I-don't-need-to-tell-you-who" came and ask me what time does my party starts.... Does that means that she's coming?? But you're UNINVITED!! Damn... Can I reject? I don't think so..... But I think if you're invited, you'll be the boss there.... Poor me.... Hate me if you want if you read this blog.... Because I don't care!! You're UNINVITED and I don't care if you did overheard that I'm talking to my friend's about that trip..... Hello?? Who are you?? Why must I invite you?? Duhh....Fine, you better keep your mouth tightly shut on that day.... If you want to walk off yourself then just walk off, none of my business.......

Stuck in the house again....T.T.... Alone... But at least I get to play the computer and I can watch the TV and there's no one to ask me to study.... Haha... Get to post this blog while waiting for my turn at meetoto..... I use my dad's computer... That's why I can play meetoto... Haha... I did ask for his permission... But I didn't tell him that I'm going to play game....( Wei Seine naughty girl!!)....Haha... I memang very naughty one... Vivien kept telling me this game is very childish... Got meh?? I long time didn't play jorr lo.... Because of the useless computer... Alone...Alone...Alone... No handphone too.... T.T.... my mum took it.... I want my phone back... Why can't you use yours?? T.T.... Boring... My dog is sleeping like a pig there.... keep snoring.... And she's having a bad dream... Coz she keep whining when she sleep.... and she keep wag her tail ( bad dream or sweet dream )...No one play with me...T.T...

Went to Bukit Tinggi Jaya Jusco... As usual, I'll find a comfortable spot at Popular and I'll start reading.... I've choose erm... let me count 1st... yup...10 novels.... haha... I've bought 10 small novels for my holiday so that I will not be boring without the comp... haha... And it cost me RM29.... Aww... My wallet is bleeding... That's why I hate going out.... because Going out=Spend $$.... Waste of money... And my mum is nagging me about that.... She say why buy books? You just read once... Duh... When I read, you nag ; When I don't, you nag too.... =.=" ... Can anybody tell me how to please your own parents?? I read the books and I collect them, ok? Don't you dare tell me that those collections is a waste of money and space, because I'm fond of those novels.... Novel=My life.... I'm quite impress of myself.... (perasan-ing) because I manage to stop myself to read those novels when I'm going to sit for my exams....Muahaha.... Is like addicted to it... Ya, I did buy some ribbons... to make roses? See 1st la... I bought 4...Orange ( wierd colour, I also don't know why I bought it ), Pink, Light Blue and Yellow.... And that cost me RM9.... Aww.... Wallet bleeding again.... I saw a big big cuddley bear at S&J.... But when I look at the price, I just walked off.... It's so damn expensive..... I'm not that rich to afford the bear, but it's CUTE!! And it's big enough to cuddle.... The fur.... so so so smooth!!

I got my results for bm, geo, sej, kh and maths... And to be honest, my results sucks.....Oh god, I'm a dead man now.... I got C for my Maths and that's not a good thing!! How am I going to break this news to my mum?! She will kill me!! And I'm scared that after she know my results, she won't let me hang out with my friend on november... The thing I'm scared now is Science, Science, Science.....Please let me pass my science.... It's ok to have 1 more C but please let me pass my Science... The highest mark for Doritis is 71? or 72? Anything la, I know it's 70 something... Oh god.... Help!!!

Blah blah blah... all the form 2's need to return back the text book to the school.... 17 books all together for us... Very heavy le.... Vivien is so good that when I reach school, she help me carry the books.... It's like everybody went shopping, because the pondok is full of plastic bags.... Keke.... Even Richard help me take my books when I reach the class.... Thanks ya....Joan and Elaine didn't come to school today.... and it is damn boring for me....Thank god I've bring some novels to read... with not I don't know how I'm going to pass my time there.... The whole day was like give back the form 2 books and receive form 3 books.... Form 3 got 15 books only, that's because the Maths and Science got 1 volume only.... I prefer to have 2 volumes, at least our bag will be lighter instead of carrying the whole book..... My book is all old books.... And the people in front get to choose the books but I can't... T.T... not fair!!! Then we have perhimpunman rasmi at the last period... where the teachers give a brief talk about form 3's and blah blah blah... a lot of nonsense.... and 2 aranda got 2nd place for kelas paling ceria dan bersih and we got 3rd place only..... T.T... At least we got RM65.... only RM 65....

Some jokes for you guys to pass your time :

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THE TALKING CLOCK
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
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CAUGHT SPEEDING
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
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BUSY IN HEAVEN
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balchoy."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."
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THE MOST STUPID MAN ON EARTH
There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"

"No" replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."

No, God will save me!" he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"
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SHARK CHALLENGE
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'

So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the
party run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!'
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BLONDE'S SCHOOL DAY
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten..... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

The mother responds, "Very good honey." The blonde asks, "Is that because I'm a blonde, mommy?" And the mother responds, "Yes dear."

Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, "Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!"

The mother says, "Very good honey." The blonde then asked. "Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?" The mother responds, "Yes dear."

The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?"
And the mother responds, "No Honey, it's because you're twenty five years old."
( NO OFFENCE!!)
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THE EMOTIONAL HORSE
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".

So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.

The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.

So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.

The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
(NO OFFENCE!!)
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TODAY is the LAST day of HOLIDAY.... A bit happy because I can stay away from my house and a bit sad.... because teacher should be giving out results?? The test is so freaking hard for me... and I think I didn't revise enough for it....T.T.....don't cry over spilt milk.... Make sure I get better results next time... ( since when I didn't say this line when I get poor results? )Haha....I'm that lazy.... I won't touch the books until last minute.... My fault of getting poor results.... Just sent Puggy's urine to Caring for dunno what reason.... Then now there's a man here retuning my piano...then after that the part time maid is coming..and i can't go badminton today...Grrr...
No thing to do again.... I blocked the words because I don't think you want to see it...Keke...Boring boring boring.... Should I go to school early?? For chinese class? If Joan going then I go la... I want the 2 marks for full attendance.... Keke.... 2 marks mean a lot, you know that?? Haiz..... Puggy still no appetite to eat... We bought can food for her, we mix it with the food...but she is so clever... she eat the can food only... and her food... she won't touch it.... Funny little thing.... But I think she is still ok... because she still have energy to bite my toes...Haha....

Today I went badminton with Vivien, Vanessa, Hui Sin and Rowena. We start at 10 but Vivien and I reached there about 10.20... Keke.... Now we're late pula...Then start playing lo.... until 11 something, then start chasing Vanessa ( forgot why jorr wor )...Went back to the court and pack our thing... Head to the restaurant.... Hui Sin and Rowena order korea food, because there was only korea food =.="... I didn't eat there, because very expensive le.... Better go home and eat... Then I start curi makan.... Haha... I so greedy..... There were 4 side dishes.... Chili taufu, ikan bilis, some vegetable and 鱼饼.... I curi makan the ikan bilis.... The korea food taste funny... but I still eat.... Very hungry mah.... Then my mum and dad come and fetch me, there was a man in my car... Scary... Actually the man came and service my dad's car.. My dad's car no more battery.... Head to Caring.... WalauA.... a lot of people + dogs... and they didn't on the air-cond.... So hot!!! I'm already all sweaty and hot... that place makes me even hot!!!! Hot is panas that hot ah..... Keke.... Finally, it's our turn, by that we've already wait for about 30 minutes to 45 minutes.... Dr. Ng check Puggy's stomach because these few weeks Puggy's have no appetite ( the spelling correct mah?) to eat.... After that Dr. Ng prick Puggy's ear to have blood sample..... Poor poor thing... We also saw a maltese which is 10 years old having heart problem...tsk tsk.... Dr. Ng says that Puggy's white blood cell have dunno what la... I can't understand...:p.....then she ask us to leave Puggy there to take her urine saple from her bladder....so we head to have lunch at Restaurant Ashiba.... The food is..erm..how to say le?? Not so nice.... Spoil my appetite... Reached home and one of the guard told us that there will be no water from 10pm to 5am..... !@$%$%#%$.... people no need to use water ah?! I ask my mum and dad are they going to golf again in the evening because they have already went in the morning... and they say no..... But after my bath, my dad came in my room and told me that they're going for golf....What the....They say NO already mah....mana boleh like that?? They say my sis is going to fetch me to Caring and take Puggy back...and when we go and take Puggy.... call them and pass the phone to Dr. Ng because they want to ask her something.... So ma fan then don't go play golf mah.... I feel a bit lonely at home without my Puggy.... and it is so...so....so...QUIET!!! With Puggy around, it will be like a wet market!! I miss her!!!

A Particular Blend Of Love


Ammama's Murukku
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4 cups of rice grain
1/2 cup full of love
25gm Kindness and Forgiveness
25gm Bliss seeds
2 tbsp Gentle powder
100gm Togetherness
100 gm Lovely-dovey oil
100 gm Joy leaves
100 gm Glee to taste
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Rinse rice well. Dry completely. Grind into fine powder.

Fry love. Once done, add tenderness and set aside for a lifetime. Mix Love with Kindness and Forgiveness. For strongerties, add Bliss seeds, Gentle powder and a dollop of Togetherness. Add kisses to mixture and knead into firm dough. Allow dough to sit for years and years.

Sprinkle crushed Joy leaves for added Togetherness. Grease fingers. Roll dough into thin strips. Twist strips into shape of your heart. Heat oil. Fry murukku till golden brown. Add a pinch of Glee. Store in air-tight container. Serve throughout generations.
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HAPPY DEEPAVALI!!! xD

Harloo.... Nothing to do in the house le..... watch tv, play computer, eat then watch tv again.... BORING!!!! I'm going to get depression out of boredom.... Nothing much to do.... Thank god I haven't touch the book that I bought in 1U with Vivien.... So I can enjoy it now.... Later my dad is going off to fetch my grandpa eat something that is got to do with animals and yucks, I'm not going to follow you guys to eat those things....Ewww.... But my granpa love it.... So, the conclusion is : My mum and dad is going to take him out, my sis have a dinner with her erm, teachers? Friends? Or students? Anything la.... I'm ALONE again.... T.T..... nothing to watch.... nothing to play.... Stupid computer, no sound, a lot of virus.... Useless THINGY!!!! Allah.... Give me some excitement la.... It's better to be at school, at least I get to chat with Vivien.... Boring boring boring..... I think we're going to Ikano Power Centre tomorrow... because my mum wants to buy workbook for me!!!! Don't want!!! It's holiday time.... But I think it's still ok because it is so boooring at home.... At least I have something to do... Except watching tv, playing computer, eat and sleep.... Gosh.... I've been eating and eating... but not doing exercise.... I don't wanna be a potato..... Hope that my dog's period is going to stop soon, because I don't wanna wear diapers for you anyMORE!!! You keep biting my hand and ouch!! Thart hurts!! Hmph... Don't play with you anymore.... Hope that my mum and dad is not going to Staffield ( I dunno the spelling ) for golf on Tuesday... because that means I'm stuck in the house again.... I don't like to jalan-jalan or go shopping... bu it's better to stay home and become... Orang Cacat?? You just sit on the couch and .....blank.... Your mind is off to somewhere....