Blah blah blah... all the form 2's need to return back the text book to the school.... 17 books all together for us... Very heavy le.... Vivien is so good that when I reach school, she help me carry the books.... It's like everybody went shopping, because the pondok is full of plastic bags.... Keke.... Even Richard help me take my books when I reach the class.... Thanks ya....Joan and Elaine didn't come to school today.... and it is damn boring for me....Thank god I've bring some novels to read... with not I don't know how I'm going to pass my time there.... The whole day was like give back the form 2 books and receive form 3 books.... Form 3 got 15 books only, that's because the Maths and Science got 1 volume only.... I prefer to have 2 volumes, at least our bag will be lighter instead of carrying the whole book..... My book is all old books.... And the people in front get to choose the books but I can't... T.T... not fair!!! Then we have perhimpunman rasmi at the last period... where the teachers give a brief talk about form 3's and blah blah blah... a lot of nonsense.... and 2 aranda got 2nd place for kelas paling ceria dan bersih and we got 3rd place only..... T.T... At least we got RM65.... only RM 65....

Some jokes for you guys to pass your time :

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THE TALKING CLOCK
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
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CAUGHT SPEEDING
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
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BUSY IN HEAVEN
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balchoy."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."
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THE MOST STUPID MAN ON EARTH
There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"

"No" replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."

No, God will save me!" he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"
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SHARK CHALLENGE
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'

So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the
party run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!'
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BLONDE'S SCHOOL DAY
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten..... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

The mother responds, "Very good honey." The blonde asks, "Is that because I'm a blonde, mommy?" And the mother responds, "Yes dear."

Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, "Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!"

The mother says, "Very good honey." The blonde then asked. "Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?" The mother responds, "Yes dear."

The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?"
And the mother responds, "No Honey, it's because you're twenty five years old."
( NO OFFENCE!!)
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THE EMOTIONAL HORSE
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".

So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.

The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.

So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.

The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
(NO OFFENCE!!)
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TODAY is the LAST day of HOLIDAY.... A bit happy because I can stay away from my house and a bit sad.... because teacher should be giving out results?? The test is so freaking hard for me... and I think I didn't revise enough for it....T.T.....don't cry over spilt milk.... Make sure I get better results next time... ( since when I didn't say this line when I get poor results? )Haha....I'm that lazy.... I won't touch the books until last minute.... My fault of getting poor results.... Just sent Puggy's urine to Caring for dunno what reason.... Then now there's a man here retuning my piano...then after that the part time maid is coming..and i can't go badminton today...Grrr...
No thing to do again.... I blocked the words because I don't think you want to see it...Keke...Boring boring boring.... Should I go to school early?? For chinese class? If Joan going then I go la... I want the 2 marks for full attendance.... Keke.... 2 marks mean a lot, you know that?? Haiz..... Puggy still no appetite to eat... We bought can food for her, we mix it with the food...but she is so clever... she eat the can food only... and her food... she won't touch it.... Funny little thing.... But I think she is still ok... because she still have energy to bite my toes...Haha....

Today I went badminton with Vivien, Vanessa, Hui Sin and Rowena. We start at 10 but Vivien and I reached there about 10.20... Keke.... Now we're late pula...Then start playing lo.... until 11 something, then start chasing Vanessa ( forgot why jorr wor )...Went back to the court and pack our thing... Head to the restaurant.... Hui Sin and Rowena order korea food, because there was only korea food =.="... I didn't eat there, because very expensive le.... Better go home and eat... Then I start curi makan.... Haha... I so greedy..... There were 4 side dishes.... Chili taufu, ikan bilis, some vegetable and 鱼饼.... I curi makan the ikan bilis.... The korea food taste funny... but I still eat.... Very hungry mah.... Then my mum and dad come and fetch me, there was a man in my car... Scary... Actually the man came and service my dad's car.. My dad's car no more battery.... Head to Caring.... WalauA.... a lot of people + dogs... and they didn't on the air-cond.... So hot!!! I'm already all sweaty and hot... that place makes me even hot!!!! Hot is panas that hot ah..... Keke.... Finally, it's our turn, by that we've already wait for about 30 minutes to 45 minutes.... Dr. Ng check Puggy's stomach because these few weeks Puggy's have no appetite ( the spelling correct mah?) to eat.... After that Dr. Ng prick Puggy's ear to have blood sample..... Poor poor thing... We also saw a maltese which is 10 years old having heart problem...tsk tsk.... Dr. Ng says that Puggy's white blood cell have dunno what la... I can't understand...:p.....then she ask us to leave Puggy there to take her urine saple from her bladder....so we head to have lunch at Restaurant Ashiba.... The food is..erm..how to say le?? Not so nice.... Spoil my appetite... Reached home and one of the guard told us that there will be no water from 10pm to 5am..... !@$%$%#%$.... people no need to use water ah?! I ask my mum and dad are they going to golf again in the evening because they have already went in the morning... and they say no..... But after my bath, my dad came in my room and told me that they're going for golf....What the....They say NO already mah....mana boleh like that?? They say my sis is going to fetch me to Caring and take Puggy back...and when we go and take Puggy.... call them and pass the phone to Dr. Ng because they want to ask her something.... So ma fan then don't go play golf mah.... I feel a bit lonely at home without my Puggy.... and it is so...so....so...QUIET!!! With Puggy around, it will be like a wet market!! I miss her!!!

A Particular Blend Of Love


Ammama's Murukku
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4 cups of rice grain
1/2 cup full of love
25gm Kindness and Forgiveness
25gm Bliss seeds
2 tbsp Gentle powder
100gm Togetherness
100 gm Lovely-dovey oil
100 gm Joy leaves
100 gm Glee to taste
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Rinse rice well. Dry completely. Grind into fine powder.

Fry love. Once done, add tenderness and set aside for a lifetime. Mix Love with Kindness and Forgiveness. For strongerties, add Bliss seeds, Gentle powder and a dollop of Togetherness. Add kisses to mixture and knead into firm dough. Allow dough to sit for years and years.

Sprinkle crushed Joy leaves for added Togetherness. Grease fingers. Roll dough into thin strips. Twist strips into shape of your heart. Heat oil. Fry murukku till golden brown. Add a pinch of Glee. Store in air-tight container. Serve throughout generations.
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HAPPY DEEPAVALI!!! xD

Harloo.... Nothing to do in the house le..... watch tv, play computer, eat then watch tv again.... BORING!!!! I'm going to get depression out of boredom.... Nothing much to do.... Thank god I haven't touch the book that I bought in 1U with Vivien.... So I can enjoy it now.... Later my dad is going off to fetch my grandpa eat something that is got to do with animals and yucks, I'm not going to follow you guys to eat those things....Ewww.... But my granpa love it.... So, the conclusion is : My mum and dad is going to take him out, my sis have a dinner with her erm, teachers? Friends? Or students? Anything la.... I'm ALONE again.... T.T..... nothing to watch.... nothing to play.... Stupid computer, no sound, a lot of virus.... Useless THINGY!!!! Allah.... Give me some excitement la.... It's better to be at school, at least I get to chat with Vivien.... Boring boring boring..... I think we're going to Ikano Power Centre tomorrow... because my mum wants to buy workbook for me!!!! Don't want!!! It's holiday time.... But I think it's still ok because it is so boooring at home.... At least I have something to do... Except watching tv, playing computer, eat and sleep.... Gosh.... I've been eating and eating... but not doing exercise.... I don't wanna be a potato..... Hope that my dog's period is going to stop soon, because I don't wanna wear diapers for you anyMORE!!! You keep biting my hand and ouch!! Thart hurts!! Hmph... Don't play with you anymore.... Hope that my mum and dad is not going to Staffield ( I dunno the spelling ) for golf on Tuesday... because that means I'm stuck in the house again.... I don't like to jalan-jalan or go shopping... bu it's better to stay home and become... Orang Cacat?? You just sit on the couch and .....blank.... Your mind is off to somewhere....

Sorry, sorry, sorry for not updating my blog for such a long time.... There's exam and I need to study for that.... but still no use... Because I still can't do the questions!!! T.T.... Every subject also hard.... Dunno is the paper hard, or I'm stupid..... Today I went for badminton again.... A lot of people there le.... Every court is full....I play from 10 till 1.... but for 1 hour ++ I just sit there ad do nothing only... Haha.... No Vivien mah... not use to it.....

Perlantikan

Today.... I gotta go school.... if there's no perlantikan going on, I will be sleeping comfortably at home now.... Reach school about 12.15p.m.... Vivien not there yet.... Students running around..... Perlantikan starts at 12.30 sharp....Ends at aroung 1.05???......Start to mess around with Sheen Yeen and Hui En...... Happy Birthday Hui En!!!! Then went out to SMC to have our lunch..... then..... go school lo..... nothing interesting also.... starting from tomorrow PMR holidays le..... I should say it's "holiday"..... because we will br studying..... I don't think I can on the computer everyday.....

Obedience Class ....

Nothing to blog le.... Usual Sunday, bring my dog to the obedience class.... met a new comer there.... Finally.... I can touch Lucky!! His coat is so so so so smooth.... Met Angus too.... Wow... He knows quite a lot of tricks... He can crawl, shake hands, hi-5, roll over, stand on 2 legs and many more... I wonder will he play dead?? I saw Adrian again today, my primary classmate... the class after us have 5 dogs and 4 of them is poodle!! So cute..... there's Benji, Crystal, Angel and ..... ( oops! I forgot the name!! ) ^^ Paiseh, paiseh.... I old jorr... will forget things easily!! Keke.... I saw a Chow Chow today too!! It's name is Oscar... I've been running here and there for the whole morning.... Why do I keep running? To touch more dogs!!! Haha.... There's even a woman came up 2 me and ask am I the sosial worker there?? Haha... a mistake....

Cinema....

I went out with Vivien today to Bandar Utama.... My mum, dad and sis went to Pavillion.....actually Vivien wanna watch Mamamia.... but they change it to Eagle Eye.... That movie is damn cool..... We went to Wong Kok restaurant to have our lunch first, since the movie starts on 1.45......I ordered a chocolate steamboat?? or what??? I just remember that they have hot chocolate, and some banana, apple and toast... Yummy..... after that we went window shopping.... walk here walk there.... then we stopped by at Comic Paradise..... I spent RM26.50 on books..... We bought 5 books altogether and one of it is F.O.C.... then we buy some popcorn and coke and we entered the cinema....after movie we went to Dream World and took some photos.... this time we got very unlucky and had some very not so nice photos....not to say ugly.... then we have our tea time at secret recipe.... then head back to my home sweet home...

We watch movies at:
1 September 2008 - Money No Enough 2 ( I cry like baby when I watch that movie )
1 October 2008 - Eagle Eye
1 November 2008 - High School Musical 3??

Nah, I don't think so... we'll be having exam by that time...

Before that, I've went out every single day to go jalan jalan.... my legs ache.... I hate shopping....( except when I'm with my friends )
Sunday - Bukit Tinggi
Monday - Times Square
Tuesday - The Curve and Sunway Pyramid
Wednesday - Bandar Utama